Greetings to all! I want to know your opinions. What to do and / or how to make a guy can not breathe without a girl?

In order for a guy not to breathe without a girl, I can offer this option.
In one of the exits, visit the nearest terrarium with a guy. There to show ingenuity and provoke the situation that some cobra (in fact cobra) bit a guy. Under the action of poison, the guy will develop paralysis and start to stop breathing. Then you need to quickly move it to a pre-prepared room with an artificial breathing apparatus equipped with a power system from the foot drive. The guy is connected to the device, and the girl is put on the pedals of the dynamomachine to produce the necessary electricity. Without a girl, the guy can’t breathe.