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 04.09.2009
Father is a director of a large company, with great connections and an international image. She sat in their office, laying at him in the compass. I came across the ass, a letter with a slide:
Father: Hey you, the deer. A beer duo!
ZAM: I will not go.
Oh, and you are wicked!
A: You will not be fired.
A: This is why?
A: And you love me :)
A: Oh, and you will not object...
A: You mean to love. Get my salary?by m?
A: If I raise your salary twice a month, I fear the rest will suspect that there is something between us :)
C: You won’t get up, I’ll say I’m your mistress.
A: Of course, everyone has a mistress as a mistress, and I, Stsuko, Sergey Nikolaevich.
Hdd, get married to me!
A: I went to oppa, I love my wife!
A: From the soot! The economist sent for a beer, but he persuaded the buffalo to sit down, the lazy became, she sent the courier, and he persuaded the guard to drive away))))
Fuck, the sheep are lazy! Better to sit!

This is... business negotiations.
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