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 27.02.2008
It was Sunday. My wife went to work early in the morning (changing engineer). I’m going to go (I was 23). At 11 a.m. a phone call wakes up.
I raise the phone: "Yes"
From the phone with a female voice: "Your gone?"
I am on the machine: "e well yes."
Female voice: "...I bought such trousers yesterday, I will show you the shirt..." and I dropped the phone.
I am not in the concepts, I lay the telephone, I try to understand something from the proton. I go back to run. But on the way there is a roar. He presented a picture that this "dama" will prepare to whom he called, and his wife did not leave...
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