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 20.09.2009
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I am going to meet a tra-programmer in order to get married. I approve: sitting 24 hours a day on the Internet, occupying all the available space under the glands, crumbs on the beard and keyboard, red eyes, spacious speeches about programming and so on.
We guarantee you to eat delicious and regularly. cleaning without moving anything from its place. Go on request. Ability to listen to any oral trends. Moral support and support. Shoulder and neck massage. Silently to approve. The story of compiling the nucleus. and so on.
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