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 23.09.2009
We have in the journal.
An old such
One day she took an exam.
and herself, apparently, felt very bad, her head bowed, her hand supported, a tired look under the table directed.

Give her a boyfriend
Give well
He hears, hears, and without speaking a word, and even without looking at him, puts him into account.

The guy goes out into the hallway happy, sharing with everyone.
A friend to him:
- Yes, say, and yes, I'm not ready at all, well, help me, give up for me, she didn't notice you anyway.

Well okay, after a couple of people comes in again this guy with someone else's account, answers, again gets 5

A couple of people come back to help another friend.
Listening without interrupting
The guy stretches up.

The priest takes it, turns it in his hands and gives it back to him with the words:

Young man, you would change your shoes at least.
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