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 24.09.2009
Before the arrival of my young man, I washed, shaved, lubricated with all kinds of aromatic oils, wore silk clothes, made a light lay-out - to rush to compliments. But he didn’t always pay attention to it.
Now I’m baking cakes when he comes. He always notices them.
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