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 25.09.2009
I love my gender, he is a very advanced user and only pulls me really, in extreme cases. Here is his castle. In terms of intelligence, it is inferior to ameba and pulls even to reboot the comp. On one of those days my titanium nerves didn’t stand and I crashed into the office of the gentrician and put forward an ultimatum – either his head was forcibly repaired or I was fired (12nix servacles and a salary of also 12,000p). This is a serious argument). The next day, during the meeting which was held by the mayor and at which all the chiefs were present, the gentleman entered and solemnly handed him a rubber brain from the shops. I don’t have to call Ameba, I don’t have to call any of the people present. I love my gender =)
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