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 27.09.2009
With KillMips

I graduated 22. I recently got a good job. I called my best friend about this. I decided to go to the club and celebrate. In the club she flooded and flooded everything.
I wake up in her apartment in the morning and say good morning. She’s a beautiful girl, but she’s still my friend. And now worse:
1)I must marry her, otherwise she will file for rape (her ancestors work in the judicial system, i.e. I will buy right away)
She didn’t wear a condom at night, so I’ll soon be a daddy.
She was in love with me from 10th grade. and long developed a plan for her "happy life with me"!
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Agree to the wedding and say in the ZAGS: "No!and "
As a result, you will not land, there is no wife, and there is no fact that you will become a father :D
Source: http://bash.im
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