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 28.09.2009
I decided to quit teenage drunkenness.
Previously, I could drink at least 5 liters of beer and in the morning fresh as a cucumbers...
Yesterday was City Day. I drank 0.2 juice of orange "Favourite S@d"... In the morning, natural shrimp, sausage, etc. and so on.
Attention to the question to the experts: Which shit?
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