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 29.09.2009
I talk to a girl in bed. It is complex about its appearance.

D: I have thick legs, my eyelids are short, my hair is liquid.
I: Don't be afraid, sweet, soon, literally in 3 years, this will not be appreciated.
Q: What will be appreciated?
Food and ammunition, of course.
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