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 01.10.2009
Here is this hole:
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Hardly finished the tower.
I sit on the neck of my parents.
Secret skills, but no seizure.
Funny at WOW.
I want to get a grandmother.
To sit down soon.
I have a lot of hobbies that everyone should know about.

To whom did you surrender such naphids?
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Let’s start a new Hollywood. Transfer back to:

- We need only employees with 10 years of experience, and where you will get this experience - we will fool, but not with us.
All the youths are lazy lambs. It’s not like us, who wandered under Lenin, Stalin, and Putin, from 10 years old, 7 days a week, 24 hours a day.
I have mastered these devices for 3 years, and now every second uses them better than me. It is offensive.
What other games? What a vacation? to work, the fool.
I’m going to rub each ruble, and you’ll be too.
I will only walk my feet forward from my position and at least look up.
I am a boring shit. I know nothing in life except work from morning to night and beer on the couch on weekends. The youths are all out! To work, to fuck!

Everyone who thinks so, do a favor - go naked and beat the wall there.
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