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 01.10.2009
For a long time I struggled to work with one guy who was constantly taking everything without demand. He punished himself:
There were no ashes at the computer table, and I shrugged the ashes into an empty bottle of tea. So that the bull did not smoke, it poured water there, about a third of the bottle worked out. He, as always without demand, grabs a bottle and begins to drink... Rushing up with a bull, makes a surprised face: "And that you were silent, what a bull?" "And you asked?"
I thought he would at least ask...
Fuck it there! He started splashing only after THE THIRD time "Halva"!
For the fourth time (there was a Pepsi Bank) he still asked, "There is nothing there?"" And without waiting for an answer, he drinks... The Bull found him this time.)))
And you speak reflexes, reflexes... Pavlov’s dogs learned faster than others.
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