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 06.10.2009
My former classmate (o) works in a regular high school, studying computer science there. I wrote a book for high school and she asked me to read it. I come to school, I approach the guard (O):
(I): I %my name% to %my group name% (show my passport).
(O) (rewriting my data to the journal): Dear (D) (girl 8-9 grade), take it to 400 offices.
Together with the officer we go to the office. And before I have time to say "Hello", the officer appeals to (c):
Q: Do you know this man?
A : Yes.
D: And from where? I have 5 rubles.
He is my former fellow.
(D) (to me and my acquaintance): You have 5 minutes (prison not to say otherwise, motorcyclists and other b**n).
The guard stands between us, I get the book out of the package. Sooner than I can figure it out, the guard takes a book out of my hands and leaves it as if looking for a bomb in it. Without finding anything, he gives it.
Talked to (O), I go down to the guard (along with the guard), the guard asks me to sign up for the journal because I WAS out of school.
As later turned out to be the chief of the security service, previously worked in the colony as a convoy. And for the students to enter the school, a class leader must come down behind them.

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