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 06.10.2009
On the days I go in the subway from Beliajevo to the side of the ring, the people are a little, a couple of girls cheat at the door. Kaneshna, all in the latest fashion: short jackets al-la "hello to the nephrologist" and jeans with low waist. The first girl is normal, and in the second this waist on jeans is so underestimated that <censored>. And the strap there - straight into a good man's palm size and in fears. Cherrycals-chiricals, and suddenly this with a strap pulls off her jeans and let the poppy spin so that <censored>.
First: You are more careful, people around.
Second: - I can't do more, Blaha on the clitoris gives.
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