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 06.10.2009
by killmeplz
I am 24. Thro his life he was wide in bone (180 weight 130). I met the girl of my dreams. We are beginning to develop relationships, the only thing that does not please her is my body. I start walking in the pool, swimming in the pool, running every morning and the main set of exercises. As a result, in six months I lose 20 kg and pump good muscles. After which she declares that she is not going to associate her life with the “dumb duck” and goes to the pointy bird!!! I have two highs and I write a candidate. The girls are running behind me.
And I am offended by the whole world I go to the military department and demand a re-examination for fitness (cut overweight) - the result is healthy and in the spring I go to the army! CMP is stupid – see real muscles brain eaten!
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You have changed your life! As for the best! And in terms of the army physically developed there is much easier than the other guys, and it is only a year.
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