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 12.10.2009
The stranger is not guaranteed by reliable protection of his own.

Fast – getting a good pin from behind is slow.

Funny is a squeezed squeeze.

Wake up after yesterday’s fun.

Cold - off for non-paying warm.

Moist is very frightened dry.

Hard is soft.

Red is mature green.

Black is red undermined.

Adult is a sinful minor.

Charming is more unmarried.

Charming is solitary despotic.

Appetite - roasted under cream sauce is disgusting.

Harmful – taken in large quantities is useful.

Strong - missed through the snake is weak.

Overdose is overdose lifting.

Funny is serious.

A courageous man is a coward who does not know the danger.

Expensive is advertised cheap.

Cheap - placed in a lombard is expensive.

The person who has no documents is free.

Free is the detained.

Heavy - indicated in the customs declaration is light.

Posted by Stepan Kuznetsov, author.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0910/a091011;1.html
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