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 14.10.2009
Today with a friend on a beer box bet that he will never be able to meet a girl with the phrase: "I want you..."! Better not to argue... He sits in the electric car in front of the cute girl in the headphones, catches her look and continues the dialogue:
He: Girl, you’re so beautiful that I’m ready to have sex with you right here!
She (pulling out the headsets): What?
He: My name is Denis! And you?
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