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 20.10.2009
Here is this:

Andrei: Listen, Sanya, tell me as a lawyer, if my parents give me an apartment after the wedding, will my wife be able to claim it in case of divorce?
If after the wedding, then yes - as a jointly lived, if before the wedding, then no.
And then ha! Lenka is stupid! She told my ancestors that she would not marry me until they gave me the apartment. and :)
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What kind of lawyers we have in our country, then complain that they don’t get a job. Who gave you diplomas?
Remember ladies and gentlemen! In marriage, all jointly acquired property shall be divided in half, excluding inheritance, gifts and things of personal use. That is, based on the above situation when giving an apartment in any case before marriage or after marriage, the spouse will not have any rights to it.

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