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 21.10.2009
from the topic "child misconceptions" in one of the groups:
I thought that when the lights in the cinema slowly turn off, they slowly pull the fork out of the socket.
- I thought that the thermometer heals from the temperature, and he does not cure pascuda!
- I was told that if you lie, from the poop the berry will grow... always looked around.
When I was a child, I said I had daddy’s breasts because they didn’t hang.
The controller was long aimed at the telescope, and every time after switching the channel thought that it was the most noticeable in the world!
- I thought that if you lie on the floor under the TV you can see the cowards of the ballerina!!!! to
- Classes up to 2 thought that the mineral is a crap!!!! to
I believed that the shoes and clothes were actually sent to me by Chuck Norris.

The biggest misconception of my childhood – I thought that being an adult was great.
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