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 23.10.2009
came to the address box to the boss: Good morning, we want to express our dissatisfaction with the system administrator. It is he who calls himself so and is offended when he is called a programmer or a computer scientist... Truth is, drivers we have not tried to call tractors or machinery, but not the essence...
Instead of performing his duties (wiping the monitors with towels, bringing cartridges, transporting accounting documents to firms, repairing faxes and mobile phones), this character repairs printers all day long, stretches some networks, clears computers from viruses, something paws! Impossible to work! Just get a cup of tea to drink while the computer hangs, this... takes to and in 5-10 minutes restores working capacity... We have already tried to quietly keep silent about the breakdowns, he is right from somewhere to learn, and everything is done...
Recently he was told the truth that he is not loaded with us and it is unclear why he gets such crazy money, so he began to nervously shake and beat his head at the table, which suggests his mental health.
And sometimes he goes to the basement and relaxes there with some powders and boxes for a few hours!
Save us from it, in the enterprise for more than a month does not work antivirus, everything should not work, and this... constantly repairs something. She smiles and irritates everyone.
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