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 24.10.2009
From a woman's forum - how to get rid of a guy
In the morning (or evening) you chew him at the entrance of the house with a pleasant smile and while he will surprisely collect intelligence for adequate behavior, you sharply hit him in the area of the ear with a cut of the water pipes or any other, accidentally found in the bag heavy object.
Then you carry it home and already at home, pre-dressed, well kicked off with a special hammer from the kitchen. Salt and spices by taste.
2 You determine the area of his habitat outside of work.You apply to yourself the fighting coloring of the evening woman and go to where he has a pasture.In the evening guys, even married, eagerly cuddle on all sorts of proposals type-pa: "...and do not overwhelm us, a morayak, I have a house and I swallow, and I adore anal sex..."When he comes out of the stupor and starts to move on his own, you will take him in the ear (you can just soak up the sponges) and you will drive him home, and there, waiting for him when he, clothing on the furniture and half of the saliva will be disconnected, you will distract him with an innocent comment: "Oh, who has come. "and you will
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