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 29.10.2009
Chapter XX: The Pickup! I am ugly.
YYY: What again?
XX: Fuck decided with Nastya that she moved to live with me, but I must first talk to her ancestors about this. Well, I drank a little for courage and came to them, and then better don’t ask.)
YYYY: Let’s go somewhere! It relieves.
XXX: Shortly, the light in the hallway started to turn on, knocked the rope and torn off the whole lamp, then the jacket knocked down a bowl of sugar (dredbezgi), then pulled off the hanging when the jacket was hanging on it. Then Nastya says that I am a little drunk and that it is better for me to come later, was going to leave, and then on the noise of her dad came out of the kitchen. I did not notice him. I stood back to the kitchen. He put on his jacket and knocked out his front tooth with his elbow. I apologized and wanted to retire from there as soon as possible, but I forgot that Nostka’s door pen opens upwards, not as I do downwards. Shortly afterwards, I removed the pen from them.
YYY: Fuck you, you’re like always!
XXX: I have the feeling that they won’t give me Nastia now... cry
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