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 01.11.2009
I would like to live and die in Paris.
Unfortunately, I don’t see any possibilities.

Don’t leave, stay with me – you’ll help me paste the wallpaper.

Every moment has its reason, every nation has its Cobson.

I remember a wonderful moment.
He was sober and didn’t get lazy.

Open up his eyes,
The apartment was robbed by thieves.

Do not sing, sweetheart, with me
The “trees” alone.

Remember, Alisha, the streets of Smolensky?
They are still being repaired by women.

Martian to old age weak eyes became
And everyone who ought to, in emphasis did not know.

I get from the wide pants what our citizen is proud of.

I will give all my ringing power to the poet, if I would have paid for the ringing with a coin.

The Etymological Dictionary


Competitors in Peru

Frequency - units in a child's diary

The gun is the century of the number Pi.

Disappointment is charm only once.

Doubt is the coincidence of views with the boss.

Military officer of a permanent post.

Paranoia is a pair of creatures for the ark.

The man who came to the police with guilt.

A normal face is a normal face.

Bukhana is a drinking woman.

Sadness is the root of pity.

Zaton is dismissal for dishonesty.

Aphorisms are phrases made under Jerzy Lets.

Ukrainianism


Nizin is a woman with any name except Zina.

The motivation is the rope of Aunt Moti.

Tiredness – Odysseus on the sea shore.

The barbecue is on a borsch plate.

Dry – wash under your back!

The Chariot of Pompeii is the death of Pompeii from the dreams of Cole.

Germanisms


The triumphant is the father of three wise men.

The cameraman is a prison camera.

Kammerger is Pahan.

Niger is not a gentleman.

Caucasian expressions


The aristocrat cries a hundred times.

Caratica – Revenge is coming.

Perigeus is an eastern beautiful man.

My daughter is the criminal’s daughter.

Banana is a new bathroom.


Boris Zamyatin magazine Partner
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0910/a091031;1.html
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