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 04.11.2009
History from the class of Moscow legends: Moscow, Vavilov Street - those who do not know, in the middle of the street - tramways, passing part of 2.5 rows of cars, in some cases can fit three. The beginning of winter. A witness stood at the stop.
The tram enters, the loading of passengers begins, the merin-500 stops in the left row, then the boomer-750 rolls up, stands up to the right, bypassing the people at the stop... Looking at the chic cars, everyone roars in half a voice, but they endure...
The start of the tram from the stop coincides with the appearance behind the steep cars of a wooly Zaporozhye, who tries to slip and tear without stopping.
Visibly not calculated... first he wipes the left ear of the merin, apparently in horror of what was done sharply takes to the right and the third boomer.... Dying for a couple of seconds and shooting all the 30 horses the rush from the spot, jumping through the borders on the sidewalk and breaking the crawling bushes with a knock and a screw is taken to the courtyard... No scene... From the cars come out two “typical”, blindly looking at each other, the driver of the boomer, addressing the people at the stop:
Has anyone remembered the number?
In response to a smile and a friendly no-and with a shade of disgust.
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