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 04.11.2009
My girlfriend decided to impress me completely with her culinary abilities and so decided to stick me with palms in the shape of hearts! Specially cut the test of the desired shape and filling them with meat glued the cute meat hearts! When I was invited to visit this party and had the honor of sharing a meal with the future aunt then forever I remembered her phrase: "Interesting what kind of pelmeni came out, in the shape of the ass! And some just broke in the perineum and from there the meat climbs!" I loved my friend even more, but I never ate the peelmeat!
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