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 05.11.2009
The authors of numerous appeals to girls about cold clothes, open lumps, female appendages and problems with childbirth. This is not the right argument! Explain to your girls the following:

1st Those they want to be like never walk the street more than 20 meters from the car to the boutique. They live in a different climate.

2nd Nihua's sinking goat skin is not sexy, moreover - the skin on the nose will become red and sink, horror!

Three And the most terrifying thing: the body is not fucking, if it freezes - it will isolate itself as it can. That is to say, it will charge itself with such funny folds of fat. All girls get fat by winter, but those who dress cold become like sausages.
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