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 06.11.2009
I once celebrated a friend at the dacha.
They drank all the things.
They went to bed... Here a friend was sleepy to fuck up, and the descent to the 1st floor in the country was through the balcony (why so..) now in general he goes out and a little bit did not calculate and turned from the balcony and fell into the tank with water...out.. did what he needed.
He enters the house. And what to do all the clothes wet, so he decided to take off.
I dress up naked and at the same moment I wake up and see a naked man standing in front of me... I am in ah*e.
Oh yeah... you’re gonna do it?
Silent... Silent... So it should be.
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