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 09.11.2009
A woman comes to a psychologist, all tormented, exhausted, beaten, in bluffs, just sad to watch.
The Psychologist:
God, what has happened to you?
The Woman:
I don’t have a very good relationship with my husband, he too.
As a drinker comes home, so it breaks away on me.
The Psychologist:
I know one great way! Make yourself a strong decoction of chamomile.
And as soon as the husband comes home - immediately start to rinse slowly.
Your own mouth.
The Woman:
And what? Will it help?
The Psychologist:
It will help, it will help! This is a wonderful folk remedy!

Two weeks later: the same woman, only not to recognize her! Beautiful, radiates harmony and self-confidence, overall complete success.
The Woman:
Thank you so much, this is such a wonderful recipe and so simple!
What is the secret?! to
The Psychologist:
The point is to get stuck and to remain silent in such situations.
It always helps!
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