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 13.11.2009
Hello, how are you doing?
BBB: Hello to you. I am disappointed with the president.
A to E?
BBB: I watched the message to the federal assembly today, and all was waiting, especially after Medvedev’s words about flights to distant planets, what he would say (not rushing, pronouncing every word with a sense of own power): "...and to ensure the security of civilians and the protection of the borders of our sovereign state, from this moment on, I proclaim the re-formation of the Russian Federation into the First Galactic Empire!".
BBB: and then the applause and screams from the hall: "bravo!" and "I want children from you!", and Putin with the words "chououdnechenko...", rubbing his hands, goes onto the stage and together with the bear (on whom the mask of the Darth Vader has already fallen from above, and he now breathes loudly, with a characteristic sound) go beyond the scenes.
Crazy to fucking.
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