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 04.03.2008
Unab0mber: You want a new experience - come to the center of the city on a sunny day, go to a cafe and in the toilet drip your Tropicamide eye drops. These are common drops sold in any pharmacy - they block the sphincter receptors of the iris and ciliary muscle, causing short-term mydriasis and accommodation paralysis, as a result of which 10 minutes after instillation the pupil takes 80 percent of the iris and salt in that it does not decrease.
Now you have to get home (no fucking taxis!) Since the pupil is fully open, any light (the more sunny!) It will be hard to blind, it will be possible to walk on the streets only by touch, from shadow to shadow, on the police officers it is better not to fall at all - a red-eyed spider crawling through the street with pupils with a diameter of a centimeter would not cause confidence even in me.
I advise!
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