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 18.11.2009
XXX: Rise up
But not awakened.
I’ll go for a coffee, maybe...
yyy: if you take half a bowl of coffee, pour it into a large bowl, pour it into boiling water, and then drink it all in a row, then from the dose of caffeine you will not only be happy, but you will wake up and want to work.
XXX is a lie
I do not want :)
yyy: and that’s why lazy people turn their nose before coffee, which is called soluble coffee.
They would only have a barista, on the sand and only in the Turkish, so that a beautiful Gypsies sing something under the guitar.
Then, he said, it is coffee. But there is no such coffee, and that is why the lazy people are crazy until lunch.
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