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 23.11.2009
I saw it in the metro.
A guy with a girl. High, slim, but tightly folded, apparently not once had to dig potatoes in the garden.
Here from the other doors is “Cola!!!“And the shattering people are crawling such a teenage age fifa. Not noticing the fact that the guy makes big eyes, he throws on his neck and kisses. Pause, the guy in a stupor, the girls notice each other, the pause is delayed...
I don’t know what the guy thought, but suddenly he says, “Woman is a mistress, mistress is a wife.” and ah. Joke with the guy. Apparently expected a reaction from his wife, such as "what kind of a mistress you have," "very funny," or something else. But the wife with all her strength clings to his nose and goes out, so that he stumbles and falls on his knees.
As I get up, I hear a whisper: "Blessed, take note, the spell doesn't work" and the FIFA at this moment, whispering and helping him get up, whispers "why you told her."
Yes, really, not all of the tricks work.
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