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 23.11.2009
What to do if a woman is crying?
Men in note.
1st First, try to find out whose woman is crying. When a woman is someone else’s, comforting her is unsafe. If a woman is none, take her for yourself.
Now, if she continues to cry, it will be quite clear that it is from happiness.
2nd When your personal woman is crying, don’t leave her alone. Everyone around me thinks she’s none. Be as close to her as possible.
Be careful. Go no further than the distance where her voice will no longer be heard, and do not lose sight - use a binoculars.
Three Questions not to ask women in tears:
"What do you want?"
"Who is to blame?"
"What to do?"
The answer to the first question will hurt the wallet, and on the last two - by self-love.
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