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 28.11.2009
It’s not mine, it’s in old archives.
I work as an accountant. A friend calls out of misfortune in terrible panic: to them came...
and oh! We have a tax check! They punish!
For what?
We did not keep the tax from the winnings!
In the sense?
We had an employee who died, and the company bought a crown for his grave.
– Dick... You’ve hopefully excluded from the income tax expenses –
It is not aimed at obtaining economic benefits.
and yes! Remove them, let them sink! They insist that the employee
received natural income in the form of payment for the goods on the basis of
st. and 210 g. 23 of the RF.
The crown was purchased after the employee’s death.
and yes!
What is the income of the deceased?
thank you! I will tell them now!
After a while I call again.
- They thought and now insist that this is the employee's wife's income,
Who paid for the funeral.
What was written on the tape?
“Of the company’s employees.”
What does this have to do with a wife?
thank you!
A few minutes pass. The accountant is in charge again.
- They said that the cost of the tape was excluded, but the cost of the wreath -
Income for my wife.
Could it cost less than 4000 rubles?
and yes!
- Spend a crown as a gift - then the benefit will work. by 217:
Income not subject to taxation (exempt from taxation) The following types of income of individuals are not subject to tax: - income not exceeding 4000 rubles, received on each of the following grounds for the tax period: the value of gifts received by taxpayers from organizations and individual entrepreneurs.
thank you!
The call again. A totally murdered voice:
They said that the deceased cannot be given anything.
This is a gift to my wife! understandably?
Not even thanking anymore. After a minute of apocalypse:
A huge thank you! The penalty was lifted!
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0911/o091127;1.html
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