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 08.12.2009
Kassandra: Whatever you give a woman, she will give you more. If you give her a seed, she will give you a baby. You will build her a house, and she will give you comfort in it. You provide her with food – she will give you a delicious dinner. You give her a smile, she will give you her heart. It multiplies and increases all that is given to it.
So remind her one day, be prepared to get a ton of shit in response...

Ctatist>and if I give her a ruble, will she make a thousand of it? and :-)

APDistinct>Then tomorrow it will require more
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