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 12.12.2009
Response from Vladivostok to:
This was in the news about Vladivostok.
On the fourth day, I don’t know what happens on the roads. Show traffic jams, and a smiling girl driving a jeep: "Here I am 5 kilometers from home before work. 3 hours ago"
You can walk steadily in an hour!
They cried, cried, but continued to fuck the cactus.
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This is precisely what to add - because the situation on the sidewalks is even worse than on the roads in 5 minutes of walking you can load up to 5 times (tested on bitter experience), and the central part of the city - also wet to the thread, because everything is overwhelmed with dirty snow on the knee, it is not time to get away. And for girls to go - it is generally a pack full, I regret them - especially our guide - you go, and below the abyss of 4 meters - you can easily slide down and through the laundry down... And in public transport - so half removed due to the heroic situation on the roads, and in the buses complete anarchy. So if you want to get there, you get into the car. And because of the cars can’t get rid of all this shit in time. Therefore, we are collecting signatures for the removal of the administration and the mayor.
This is a fucking recursion on the example of our local government. Bring it somewhere, or it’s really crazy.
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