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 14.12.2009
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I swallowed the tampon... accidentally... I stumbled with the pen, it poured into my mouth, then I remembered that the ink spots were removed with petroleum. I took it from my dad in the garage, poured it into my mouth... the stain disappeared and the petroleum remained, then I poured sunflower oil, but it became a sludge disgusting... then I remembered that the tampons sucked out moisture and took it from dad one he always keeps them! I put him in my mouth, and then my brother called me, I was scared and swallowed. He pulled the thread and he didn’t. Will I die young and beautiful?? to
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