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 15.12.2009
Indy: Modern children do not know what are dial-ups, cassettes and disk players on batteries :)
Jal-in is Erund. It will take 15 years, they will be in our age and they will also say: “Modern children don’t know what a miserable 20 megabits internet is, what buses are, and tiny 8 nuclear processors... they don’t understand!”
Indy: Yes:) "Modern children do not know what clean air is, what trees are, and what most animals look like"
Jal-in: And only, shit, spam remained unchanged, only instead of a railroad with porn on the sites will hang videos in HD quality!:D
Indy: "Making a new penis with a mini quantum particle accelerator!
Jal-in: "Is your girlfriend constantly thinking about someone? Isn’t it time to wrap it up? Read text messages directly from your brain. A new neuronal reader of thoughts!"
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