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 18.12.2009
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15 is In the garage are even the most resilient and intelligent people. Without these spells, you simply won’t unlock anything, checked.
16 is Therefore, do not take women and children into the garage, even if you need an assistant for a tricky operation, such as pumping brakes. There is no point in expanding their vocabulary so much. And writing behind the open door is somehow easier in a same-sex company.
18 is The maximum number of repairs is 2. Many operations cannot be performed alone, and three people will only interfere with each other. The main thing is to start drinking after the final collection, not before. The exception is winter repairs in an unheated garage.
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