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 22.12.2009
I stayed at home for a week with a temperature. parents on a business trip, a session on the nose, inet polomallo... a friend came. She brought a strawberry, fed medicine, cooked food, walked a dog, cleaned up in the apartment, cleaned the net, wrote a half-course, fed again, slept and went home.
Why am I not a man? would marry.
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