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From the "workers" workplace. While it is cold and winter, water the cactus with sugar at work. And not tea, but just sweetened water, so as not to burn. Given that the cactus is usually watered 2-3 times a month, 4-5 months should be enough. In the summer, when the thermometer is over 30, or just the cactus is heated in the sun, the resulting syrup will be frozen on the window, and if the cactus has no external damage, the cactus will rvane evenly across the entire surface of the cabinet.
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I sat at work one day... I went to water the cactus in the chief’s office
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Watch in the summer: on all the TV channels mysterious news, why the cactus exploded in all the offices of Russia?
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