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 08.01.2010
I walk through the corridor of the universe, I talk on the phone, I do not touch anyone, you can even say I steal, and here, from the corner, a crowd of first-school girls will jump out!! Let me go around with some cries!
I ask: what do you do, dear people, why do you take me off the phone? And they sing to me collies - Christmas on the nose, they ask for a quote in Latin.
The first thing that came to mind: I give you 10 minutes, write me a collar in Latin, you will be counted.
The girl swallowed like the wind.

It passes 10 minutes. knock on the door of the department, this mighty bunch comes in, and how let me sing in Latin on the motif of Gaudeamus! It was impossible to resist...
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