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 09.01.2010
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Yesterday, a girl and I lie on the couch, we try to squeeze and here she suddenly gives:
You’re so upset that you’re taking the floor of the couch!! to
I could not sleep for a long time, thinking how much hell I should take in her opinion of the place if we sleep together((((
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and AAAA!! Shit it! <I beat my head on the wall> They’re all the same!!! I am not the only one! and :)
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They are still seeds, gentlemen. My ex (45 kg) managed to squeeze me at night (100 kg) from a double bed to the floor... Then still woke up from the deaf blow of my body and complained that I hindered her sleep with my falls...
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