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 11.03.2008
The Children’s Clinic. A woman comes with a 5-year-old boy. The boy is capricious, she sits, trying to entertain him. Laid out toys on the bench (a whistle, a jump on a thread and a balloon)
He asks him:
Can I take a whistle?
No is
And the ball?
is not
And the ball?
- No, I won't play with him afterwards if you take him in the mouth.
The woman sits smiling, says, here is what kind of hygienic boy I have.
The boy asks:
Mom, did you get into the roof?
I hear a disturbed woman’s voice:
I did not take...
I don’t eat, Brahma.
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