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 15.01.2010
I have a puppy, a puppy, a puppy.
I wake up for the last 4 days because of the fact that here he jumped on the couch and blows in all the throat. well, I think, he slept when, I also talk with guests, on the phone, all the things...but I here as if went to the kitchen and almost slipped on his urine in the hallway. with anger fuck him sleeping. so here when I once again slept, I woke up because of the fact that his cheeks on my cheek of the driver...I lie not moving for a second 3 bumping, what he will insist on me in the hallway and suddenly... how he fucking me behind the nose and running into another room.
Give him a catch to castrate :(
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