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 16.01.2010
When it comes to not sleeping, this is:
I woke up on Monday at 7 a.m. and learned that my diploma was to be defended on Wednesday morning.
Optimistically sat down to write, interrupting for a warm shower, out 105 pages in 24 hours exactly.
Satisfied took his pre-examination at the "pre-examination", learned that 2 notes and 1 exam were not passed, and without them they will not be allowed to defend, slightly upset - I had to take it right away.
Just arrived, congratulated me on admission and returned the diploma, withdrawal of 70% and the note "what to do" sparked a feeling of disappointment and the desire to score for everything.
Still, at 21:00 on Tuesday, I sat down to write my diploma further, taking a cold shower every 2 hours. At 9 a.m. I started printing 120 pages, with breaks and refuels at 13 a.m. I was already in the audience and went with the last group for delivery.
At 5 p.m., everyone announced the estimates, by 6 p.m. the table was covered, and since they didn't want to sleep, some people said they didn't want to sleep.
Time is marked. I fell asleep at 1 p.m. and was barely able to dress up.
In the morning, the mom wakes up with expressed anxiety, I look at the clock - 15:00 and please let me sleep, because I am very tired and on Thursday there is no work))) It turns out that it is already 15:00 on Friday 8-())))))
The overall results:
He did not sleep for 65 hours.
Turn off for 39 hours.
I lost 4 kg since Monday.
Excellent Diploma
Ps write the diploma on time, it’s not worth it.)
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