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 22.01.2010
Invest (00:53:23 21/01/2010)
Before buying shoes, I bought, I went to the cafe... well, I talked to Igor, he warms me, come and drink a beer. Sitting on the bus and traveling, naturally eaten in the slum, how they put me in the bus I do not remember, history silences (they themselves do not remember). The bus was passing. As a result, I woke up when I was driving along the Kalmyk steppes in the direction of Astrakhan, but I did not know it (it was night), found a bag of strong beer nearby (good fuck friends), worsened, fell asleep. We woke up in Astrakhan, 700 km from my city. In my pocket 50 rubles, no mobile phone, I knew that a friend lives near Astrakhan, I only knew the name of the village... I walked 6 hours on the track (no one carried, men)... I came, found, ate. I returned home in a week, my parents almost killed me without a little, they thought they had struck me somewhere.
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