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 27.01.2010
I am standing in a florist, buying flowers for a girl. I choose a beautiful packaging.

Two are ready. Dialogue with the seller.
and eeeeeeeeeee. Do you have green roses?
and no. There are almost green ones.
(Showed in yellow)
Give me one.

They go out. between themselves.
What do you think, will it assess?
Of course it will appreciate! Give her a almost green rose and she will be almost yours.
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