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 27.01.2010
So, cats chew their cheeks around the corner because they have glands that emit feromones there, and they thus mark the territory. They tremble at the master’s feet for the same reason – to mark that this is my master. On the curved corner can not be rubbed, but you can scratch there and also mark the territory.

What cats complaining and long whisper is that they mimic a child’s cry that “wraps” the human ear.

And that when they are angry, they whisper and throw their tail - that is how they imitate a serpent. In the animal world, it sometimes works.

Even in the hierarchy of cats, the most important cat may not bury a shit behind him, for him it should be done by those who are lower in the hierarchy. Therefore, if a cat cries in the middle of the room, he wants to show that he is the owner.

If a cat has brought a dead mouse into the house, it does not mean that it has brought food to himself or to the owner, it means that it teaches the owner how to catch them. Cats first bring dead mice, then half-dead mice, and then live mice to be trained.

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