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 03.02.2010
Through advertising on TV, we learned that:

1st Every girl in a bright dress carries a two-litre Vanish in her bag.
2nd People who live in huge, well-equipped apartments eat roast "Rolton".
Three It is time to create a note of 99 rubles.
4 is A good hostess always has a dirty bowl in the bathroom, rust cranes, kitchen plates and toilets.
5 is The bears, smoked with alpine grass, ride bears.
6 is In the freezer can settle a huge speaking peel.
7 is Our main problem is peeling.
8 is If two young children deliberately pack a hated white shirt, then there will be not a father with a pack of doughnuts, but a aunt with powder.
9 is The brain periodically visits the stomach.
10 is People can talk to Margarine.
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